Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

A foreigner lady asks time from a sardarjee.
When he told her the time, she slaps her.
Do you know what he said?
The time is Bra Pantys(12:35), in punjabi!

Ramu se pucha gaya: Aakkal badhi ya Bhains?

Santa was totally confused & after sometime replied: Tusi menu ullu samjte ho kya? Date of birth toh bataya hi nahi.

Life is a bit difficult when you have lost something in life.
At this time you need the great support of your friends, family.
As it helps as a source of motivation to a lost person.

Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?

Ladk: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya?

Aye dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai,
Yeh ansoo bary unmool hai enhai khona fazool hai,
Ro toh unke liye jo tum par nisar hai,
Unke liye kya rona jin ke ashiq hazar hai…

Larki ke dil pani ki tarha hota hai,
Larkay ka dil mobile ki tarah,
Chahay mobile pani mein gire ya pani mobile pe,
Watt mobile ki hi lagti hai.

Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!

Hum nazron se door hai,
Aankho se nahi,
Khawbon se door hai,
Khayalon se nahi,
Hum dil se door hai,
Dharkan se nahi,
Hum aapse door hai,
Aap ki yaado se nahi.

Agar

Iss

Waqt

Aap

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Waqt se waqt ki kya shikayat karen,
Waqt hi na raha waqt ki baat hai,
Usne dekha mujhe, usne chaha mujhe,
Usne thukra diya, waqt ki baat hai.