Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

A snake was hanging on a tree..
An old was passing by ….
Guess what he said to Snake?

Sirf latakne se kuch nahi hoga. Mummy ko bolo complan pilane ka…

The great priceless gift given by god to every Child
In this world there is someone,
Who always think of us.
Who never tries to hurt us
Who tries to sacrifice all their happiness,
Who tries to complete all our wishes?
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Who are they?
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They are none other than our “Parents”
“The great priceless gift given by god to every Child”

Baith ke mehboob ki zulphoon ke saye talle aisa josh aaya….

wah!

wah!

wah!

Dekh liya unke abbu ne phir ICU mein hosh aaya

Exam is just for a short period,
But it requires efforts of many days and months,
These days involve:
The journey of
Tension,
Worries,
Efforts
And sleepless night!

A foreigner lady asks time from a sardarjee.
When he told her the time, she slaps her.
Do you know what he said?
The time is Bra Pantys(12:35), in punjabi!

Ramu se pucha gaya: Aakkal badhi ya Bhains?

Santa was totally confused & after sometime replied: Tusi menu ullu samjte ho kya? Date of birth toh bataya hi nahi.

Life is a bit difficult when you have lost something in life.
At this time you need the great support of your friends, family.
As it helps as a source of motivation to a lost person.

Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?

Ladk: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya?

Aye dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai,
Yeh ansoo bary unmool hai enhai khona fazool hai,
Ro toh unke liye jo tum par nisar hai,
Unke liye kya rona jin ke ashiq hazar hai…

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