Aare bapre phir kya hua

Do dost ke bich takat ko leker bahut baat ho rahi thi.
Ek dost bola: Tu janta hai meri dadaji kitne shaktisali aur balban the.Woh ekdin 10 fit ucchain se necche gir pade.
Doosra dost bola: Aare bapre phir kya hua?
Pehla dost bola: Mar gaya aur kya!

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Get someone 2 marry me

I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.

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Kissing at Top

Kissing at Top,
Fingering at Middle,
Firing at Bottom,
U know the answer…

Cigarette smoking is injurious to health.

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I am there for u

When I’m walking in front of u, I’m protecting u,
When I’m beside u, I’m there for u,
when I’m behind u, I’m watching over u,
When I’m alone, I’m thinking of u.

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Mehfil na hoti nazaare na hote

Mehfil na hoti nazaare na hote,
Yu chand ke pehlu mein sitare na hote,
Hum is liye karte hai perwah aapki,
Kyonki dil ka kareeb saare nahi hote.

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He saw them without problems

God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas”
God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi”
He saw them walking he created, “Car”
He saw them without problems, “He created u”.

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