Make a best selling


Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling?

Student : A girl on the cover but no cover on the girl.

Love is an illusion


Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

Roses are red


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.

I’ll miss you each day


You stayed by my side
When the world turned away.
You helped me see joy
When the skies were all gray.

You were the rainbow
At the end of the storm.
You help me be different
When i shouldn’t conform.
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Forvever


In life don’t be slow so that i miss u,
Don’t be too fast that u miss me,
Just be with me so that we are together,
For the moment called forever.

Network tariff has changed


Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats you can make free calls!

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