Love is like a cigar

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire…
Continues with smoke…
And ends in ashes…
But don’t worry,
We are chain smokers

Friend like you.

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.

Mumbai, capital of India?

Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India
Mother: But why son?
Robin: Because that’s what I wrote in my test paper

Sitting alone near the window

Sitting alone near the window
Looking at the sky
With tearful eye
Your thought in my heart
Your memories in my mind
In your thoughts I became blind.

Don’t be angry

Don’t be angry on your friends
Because at the last moment of your life
We remember not the words of our enemies
But the silence of our FRIENDS.

American life style

Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

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