Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

When are you going to marry me?
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

I cant find a reason why God gave u to me,
but that is not the question to be asked,
May be the question is how did God knew that
I needed a friend like ‘U’.

Sometimes we wonder why friends keep sending funny sms to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain:

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do - you send funny sms.

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep in contact, you send funny sms.

When you have something to say, but don’t know what, and don’t know how, you send funny sms.

To let you know that: you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, you are still wanted, guess what you get? A funny sms from me.

So my friend the next time you get a funny sms, don’t think that I have just sent you a funny sms, but that…

I Have Thought of You Today!

Send this to your friends and let them know you are always thinking about them and don’t forget to send it back to your friend who sent it to you … Let them know you’re thinking about them too!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.

Dear God,

Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can’t make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and I give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend.

Couldn’t ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u.

Happy birthday and don’t forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star.

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

I’ve got ur back n u’ve got mine, I’ll help u out anytime.
To see u hurt, to see u cry, Makes me weep n wanna die.
I’ll b right here, till the end, Coz u r my Love & My Best friend.

Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add “Too” If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?