Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Please remind me 2 remind U
about reminding me to send U
this reminder that reminds me of reminding U
that U never have to remind me 2 remember U,
I ALWAYS DO!

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.

From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

Nobody’s right till somebody’s wrong;
Nobody’s weak till somebody’s strong;
Nobody’s lucky till luv comes along;
Nobody’s lonely till somebody’s gone.

The rain makes all things beautiful …
The grass & flowers 2 …
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN