Funny questions and answers

Q: When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
A: On their Wedding !

Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

Q: Why doesn’t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence !

We are make to be….

Fate brought the both of us together.
So naturally when you look at us,
you will think we match each other.
Coz we are make to be for each other.

How much u still mean to me

When i’ll not be here, vn i’ll be gone, vn i’ll be dead!

Oh my dear! jst past my grave, shed no tears, jst put sum wild flowers beside me, jst sit beside me for a few moments, cheer me up, remember the time vn v were together, vn v were frends, listen 2 my quite reply, enjoy doze moments vd me, try 2 understand the unsed vrdz & consider HOW MUCH U STILL MEAN 2 ME!

Perfact love is not receiving

Perfact love is not receiving,
It is giving and forgiving.
Perfact love is not red roses on valentine day,
Its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone.

A good companion

A good companion is not like the rain,
Which comes and goes.
Its like the air,
Some time very quite,
But constantly hanging around.

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it,
Get your sorry behind off that bed,
Try positive thinking to get back to work,
Your illness is all in your head,
At least that’s what we hope,
Looking forward to your return.

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