If u forget me…

EYES : To look at you
HAND : To pray for you
MIND : To remember you
HEART : To love you
LEGS : To kick you if you forget me….!

Plz hurry up

Shaytan association invites all the members
For the annual meeting to discuss their vacation
Of the month of ramadan so ur attendence
As a senior member is required…..Plz hurry up…!

Message: * some text missing*

Message: * some text missing*
Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *
Sent: * Date missing *
Missing U a lot thats why everything is missing…

Thank you for eating

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 28 days to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
“Happy Ramazan”

My biggest reward

My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that’s why I’m here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.

Figure like coke bottle

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.

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