What is far?


Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.

talk less good for U


Fear less,
Hope more,
Eat less,
Chew more,
Whine less,
breathe more,
talk less good for U.
All good things will be yours.

I love you more today


I love you more today than I did yesterday,
but not as much as I will tomorow

BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!


GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind—-hehehehe

Keeping idiot busy


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

You touched my legs so take my blessing


Enter password 2 touch my heart
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U have touched my legs… Anyway, take my blessings.

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