Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.

I like U,
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
-
-
-
Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?

Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!

Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!

Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…

He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,

“I”m a bottle of wine!”

Bas!!

Mujhse aur nahi hoga…

Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??

Maine apko kiya na!!!

Chalo ab ap karo…

Karo na…

I’m excited….

Karo na…

SMS

Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khait mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…

Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

__________________

__________________

__________________

__________________

__________________

__________________

Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?
Dekhte nahi busy hoon.
line-maar rahi hoon!