Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.

Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.

Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki,
Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki,
Ek chehra aapka chand sa,
Ek zid hamari chand pane ki.

Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.

Woh yeh hai ke:

I

I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE Y

I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOugart especially with rice

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

When are you going to marry me?
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum.

Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …

Open ur eyes!

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a
fool

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From