Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Who’s Hot? It’s U.
Who’s Charming? It’s U.
Who’s Sweetest? It’s U.
Who’s Smart? It’s U.
Who’s Darling? It’s U.
Zyada khush na ho,
Yeh message mujhe aaya tha…

Ek pagal tha
Bilkul pagal tha
Khali pagal nahi
Bahut khatarnak pagal tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,

Aap ke samne toh
Woh huch bhi nahi tha…

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/ / ,***. / /
! ‘( o o ) /
! ‘ (–) /

What are you doing up there? Come down and reply to my message.

If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi usse pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
Toh woh BHONK-BHONK kar ke apna Pyaar jatati hai.

Jab Kabhi kanjoosi ka award diya jayega,
Aapka naam sabse pehle liya jayega,
Ghalti se bhi ab sms na kardena,
Varna award haath se nikal jayega!!

Our friendship means a lot to me,
That if we were the last people on a sinking ship and
There’s only one life vest, I’ll..hm.. ah.. eh..
I’m gonna miss you for sure!

If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile.
If you need money, wait for your salary.

I am a killer,

I kill people for money…..

But because you are my friend,

I’ll kill you for nothing!

Each of us has his own fear but
Sooner or later we must face it.
It takes a lot of guts to overcome it.
So don’t be afraid to face your fear.
Go ahead, take a bath.