Agar app so rahe thay..
Ek raat chand ne mujhse kaha ke tere sab dost,
Kanjoos hai
Pagal hai
Gadhay hai
Nalayak hai
Faltu hai
Kamine hai
Maine chand ko ghoora
Aur ghusse se kaha, mujhe pata hai.
Welcome 2 “Sach ka samna” Jawab sirf HAN ya NA me dena hai.
Aur aap ke liye pehla sawal
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Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1. Bewaqt miss call karega
2. Sms muskura ke padhega
3. Neeche mat padhna
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Jo Kaam mana karo, bevkoof woh zaroor karega
Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy birthday
Now bug off and don’t annoy me
For the next 12 months!!
Jis tarha heere ko heera kat ta hai,
Sone ko sona kat ta hai,
Lohe ko loha kat ta hai,
Theek ussi tarha dekh lena ek din,
Tumhe kutta katega.
God ne tujhe bheja toh bheja,
Lekin behja toh aisa bheja ki
Behje mein bheja hi nahi bheja,
Yeh mujhe kise ne bheja,
Issliye maine tujhe bheja!
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana,
Agar yaad aaye meri toh seedhe upar chale aana,
Agar waha main na dikhu toh samajh lena tu narag mein hai.
Suraj se achha tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo,
Mere jaisa pyaraa,
Aur tere jaisa aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Khush toh bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge,
Jab msg mein kuch bhi nahi mila.