Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

You may meet people
Better than me,
Funnier than me,
More beautiful than me,

But one thing i can say to you
I will always be there for you when they all leave you…
To kick you at your back and say
“Better than me, no way”

><(((:)
Ye macchhli meri dosti ki nishani hai
Ese sambalkar rakhna,
Aur ye mar na jaye… Isliye mobile pani me dubakar rakhna.

Apki charcha har gali mein,
Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein,
Ye koi chamthkar nahin,
Aapki khush-qismat hain,
Kyun ki kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai

Chalte chalte kai tum gir na jana ,
Gir bhi gaye tho phir uthkar chalna bhool na jana!
Dar lage tho mera naam lekar chalne lag jana,
Aisa tum roj sirf 2 ghante karna bas tum do mahino me chalna sikh javoge !
Kyuki ‘practise makes a man perfect’

5 great people:
1. Gandhiji - Woh to ab rahe nahin
2. Bajpai - Woh kisi kaam ke nahin
3. Aishwarya - apni pahoonch ke bahar hai.

Baki rahe Aap aur Hum, so remain in touch.`

7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Intelligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA

Kaisa wollu banaya unko

U r the one whose so smart,
U r the one whose so charming,
U r the one whose so caring,
U r the one whose so good looking.
And, I’m the one who is spreading these rumors.

Aapsa agar koi hua to rab say shikayat hogi
Ek to jhela nahi jata, doosra aagaya to kya halat hogi?

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

Bewakuf,
Murakh,
Matlabi,
Dhokhebaz,
Chugalkhor,
Besharam,
Jhuthe,
Badtamiz,
Mokaparast,
Pakhandi,

ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.