Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
Aey chal chal hawa aane de

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
…Good Morning…

Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
Woh aankhon se war karti hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai

Zinda ho to sms bhejo,
Asman pe ho to barish bhejo,
Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo,
Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo,
Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself

U r a DONKEY,

D:decent
O:outclass
N:nice
K:kind
E:excellent
Y:young

So tell me r u a donkey or not My friend…

Madmast hawa hai,
Mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai!

Take a basket of grapes,
Now take the basket in ur hands and look at the mirror,
What will U see?
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LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR.

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
Bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho

Beta bola, “Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”.
Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”.
“Papa kyon ?”
“Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai”