Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum…
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Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
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Aur barish mein…
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Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!

Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?

Roses r red,
Violets r blue,
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too.
Not in the cage but laughing at u.

Its too heard to loose someone who is:
99% cute,
98% sweet,
97% loving,
96% talented
and 100% friendly
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That’s me, what a waste of life if u loose me.

Open with love!!
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Hum aapse kuch kehna chahte hai,
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Wahi baat jo dilko chu jaye,
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Wahi pyar ke teen akshar,
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The three golden words,
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“Sudhar ja nalayak”

This world is too small and is divided into two parts:
“Guys and Gals”.

Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

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Kisi aur ko mat batana,
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