Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

Sumunder ki gaharai ki bhi had hoti hai,
Aasma ki unchai ki bhi had hoti hai,
Ek sms to kar de yaar Kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai

Jab kanjusi ka oskar diya jayega
tab tumhar naam sabse aage hoga
galti se ek sms bhi mat karna
warna oskar kisi aur ko chala jayega.

Aap ki chal mor jaisi,
Aawaz koyal jaisi,
Diamag lomdi jaisa,
Gussa sher jaisa,
Eyes hiran jaisi,
Kitna acha hota agar 2-3 qualities insanoo jaisai be hoti

Andheri sadak,
Sunsan kabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitan.

Socha tha pyar na karenge,
Socha tha bade ho kar engineer banege,
Socha tha bade ho kar dulha banege,
Magar ALLAH ki kasam yeh nahin socha tha k,
bade ho kar aap se wasta padenge.

God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas”
God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi”
He saw them walking he created, “Car”
He saw them without problems, “He created u”.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
Sagar se gahara koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!