Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Men always have better friends… They will stand by you, no matter what!

Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.

Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.

When I was born, GOD said “oh no ! cute devil”
When U were born , God said “oh…Great competition”
Who knew that someday these devil’s would become FRIENDS.

Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

Har karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
Ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega

Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya
Sath mein tera khushbhu laya
Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya

Ek tum ho jo itney achhey ho,
Ek tum ho jo kitney pyare ho,
Ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
Ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain,
Jo jhooth par jhooth boley jaa rahey hain

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.

When I call you:
1 ring means - I’m missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot phone utha.

Mandir mein jap karta hun,
Masjid mein addab karta hun,
Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roj tumko SMS karke paap karta Hun.

Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain?
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain?
“MOBILE” k bill se darte hain?
To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain?