Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!

A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

Rozz logo se pange honge,
Rozz tere ghar mein dange honge,
Agar tu ne mujhe sms nahi bheja to yaad rakhna,
Tere 12 bachhe honge aur sare lafanga honge.

Umar ki raah me insaan badal jate hai
waqt ki aandhi main tufaan badal jate hai
soctha hoon tumhe pareshan na karu
lekin baad mein iradha badal jatha hai!!

Thank you yaar
Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f,
Ghoch _, _ll_, Bhondu_
dekha..
Everything is incomplete without ‘U’!!

“Lux” is the soap of India.
“Mrf” is the wheel of India.
“Amul” is the taste of India.
“U” are the waste of India.
“Sender” is the star of India.

Just close your eyes and think of urself for 10 sec. open ur eyes. now u will realise that…
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U had wasted 10 seconds…

Excellent Mind
Khubsurat Chehra,
Mithi Aawaj.
Masum Aankhe,
Perfect Personality,
Khush mijaj Andaaj…..

Yeh toh hui meri baat,

Aur batao kaise ho aap?

When ever u feel sad..
When ever u think life is impossible
Just tell me
I will hold ur hand take you to the bridge
And show u way to jump