Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

If you have picture where you look old, keep them.
In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

Aapko phone kiya toh network bola,
Namaskar, paaglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jiss pagal se baat karna chahte hai,
Iss waqt uska dimaag ka switch off hai, Plz try later!

Never abandon old friends.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine:
It gets better as it grows older.
Just like us…
I get better, u get older.

Your 5 best qualities:

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2………..

3………..

4………..

5………..

Agar zindagi mein kabhi koi acha kam kia hota
toh aaj yeh jaga khali na hoti!

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats you can make free calls!

I saw u on road today.
U were looking so fine,
Your face so divine,
Your walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!

SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats…?
Balance ka moh tyaag aur sms kar…
Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi…
Swami Messageanand.

All flowers don’t represent love but rose did it.
All animals cannot speak but parrot did it.
All donkeys cannot read but u did it!

Tumko dekha toh yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha toh yeh khyaal aaya
Ki pagalo ke stock mein naya maal aaya .