Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

You know you are a stupid?

Don’t mind I explain for you

S=Sincere
T=Talented
U=Unforgetable
P=Patience
I=Intelligent
D=Dear

So, you agree that you are a big stupid?

If I had a camera

I’ll snap every your movement

Every smile

Every actions

And keep in my
House to scare all ghosts ha…

U need fun - Mera naam joker..
U need friend - Hum tumhre hai sanam…
U need me - Main hoon naa…
U need help - Hum saath saath hai…
U need cash - Hum aapke hai kaun…

Humans fall in love that’s true
Cows eat grass that’s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That’s incredible
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Still pressing that’s unbelievable

Iss matalbi duniya mein kaun kiska hota hai,
Sms bhi wohi karte hai jiska free hota hai,
Yeh baat sabko pata hai magar,
Kanjuso ko free bhi mehnga lagata hai.

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, you know why?
Whenever u face any problem
just see ur pic & say 3 times,
“If I can face this, I can face anything”

Do u remember the day we went on a drive,
U put out ur face out of the window,
My dog too put out his face,
Then people shouted, look twins,twins…

Andhe ke haath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke haath me “RADIO”,

Gunge ke haath me “MIKE”,
Aur aap ke haath me “MOBILE”

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Thandi coffee garam kar lo,
Iss patthar dil ko naram kar lo.
Aapke hote huye inbox khaali hai,
Thodi toh yaaron sharam kar lo.

Aagar koi

Galti

Gustakhi

Wagaira

Wagaira

Wagaira

Ho gayi ho toh

Koi baat nahi

Maafi maang lo

Main bahot rahem dil wala hun.