Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain..

Please tell them your age!!!

U r genius,
Ur mind is a master piece,
It is divided into left & right.
In the left part nothing is right &
In right part nothing is left.

When i was born, god said, “Oh no! Another idiot”.

When you were born, god said, “Oh no! Competition”.

Who knew, one day these two will become friends forever!

Flowers+Butterflies = A beautiful scene

Rain+Monsoon = A lovely weather

Stars+Moon = A romantic night

You+Your Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya!!!

U r genius,
Ur mind is a master piece,
It is divided into left & right.
In the left part nothing is right &
In right part nothing is left.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was born smart and handsome,
But what the hell happened to you?

A rose is always rose whether its in a golden pot or in d dust bin.
Same way you are always my friend …
Whether you are in Central Jail or in Mental Hospital.

Ek baar yaad karke to dekho,
Ek baar jaan mang ke to dekho,
Ek baar dil se bula ke to dekho,
Aur agar hum na aaye.
To samajh lena ke.
Hum aaram farma rahe hain.

Chaand ko todh dunga
Suraj ko modh dunga
Tere damaan mein khushya chodh dunga
Tu agar ek baar haas de toh,
Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga.

Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke piyalon ko piya nahi karte,
Kuch isse dost hain hamare,
Jinko pareshan na karo,
Toh wo hamain yaad kia nahi karte.