Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Agar zinda ho to 4/5 sms bhejo,
Markar aasmaan mein ho toh barish bhejo,
Agar sowarg mein ho toh apsara bhejo,
Aur agar nark mein ho toh enjoy yourself!

FRIEND means

F=Free from all formalities
R=Right to say any thing
I=In anyway
E=Either good or bad
N=No sorry no thanx
D=Daatnaa peetnaa allowed 24 hours

Baharo phool barsao mera “dost” aaya hai,
Hotho pe muskan, gali mein mehak laya hai,
Barso tak thi jise pani se “alergy”
Woh aaj “lux” se nahaya hai.

Kisi ne dil badal liya,
Kisi ne dhadkan badal li,
Aap ke paas kuch bhi na tha badalne ko,
Toh aap ne mandir mein jakar chapel badal li.

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!

A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

Rozz logo se pange honge,
Rozz tere ghar mein dange honge,
Agar tu ne mujhe sms nahi bheja to yaad rakhna,
Tere 12 bachhe honge aur sare lafanga honge.

Umar ki raah me insaan badal jate hai
waqt ki aandhi main tufaan badal jate hai
soctha hoon tumhe pareshan na karu
lekin baad mein iradha badal jatha hai!!

Thank you yaar
Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f,
Ghoch _, _ll_, Bhondu_
dekha..
Everything is incomplete without ‘U’!!