Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Doctor key paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola,
Ek paagal ko sms bhej do sub theek ho jayega,
Aur maine aapko sms bhej diya
Ab zara acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat.

Apple ka juice
Mango ka juice
Orange ka juice
Badam ka juice
Lekin jo SmS nahin karta,
Woh hain MAHAkanjuice!!

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

B: OK tell the joke
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A. A white horse fell in the mud.

You dirty mind what were u think about…

Teri dosti ki roshani aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai…
Sochta hoon ghar ki bijli katva lu…Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat aata hai.!

Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi,
Tumhare dost ko ek pappi,
Dost ke dost ko ek pappi,
Aur koi hai baki?
Aaj hamare doggi ne dus pappi ko janam diya hai:)

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey

2.Allaha tujhe naukri de

3.Allaha tujhe khush rakhe

4.Allaha tujhe barkat de

Yaad ho gaya?

To chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain..

Please tell them your age!!!

U r genius,
Ur mind is a master piece,
It is divided into left & right.
In the left part nothing is right &
In right part nothing is left.

When i was born, god said, “Oh no! Another idiot”.

When you were born, god said, “Oh no! Competition”.

Who knew, one day these two will become friends forever!

Flowers+Butterflies = A beautiful scene

Rain+Monsoon = A lovely weather

Stars+Moon = A romantic night

You+Your Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya!!!