Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

U r genius,
Ur mind is a master piece,
It is divided into left & right.
In the left part nothing is right &
In right part nothing is left.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was born smart and handsome,
But what the hell happened to you?

A rose is always rose whether its in a golden pot or in d dust bin.
Same way you are always my friend …
Whether you are in Central Jail or in Mental Hospital.

Ek baar yaad karke to dekho,
Ek baar jaan mang ke to dekho,
Ek baar dil se bula ke to dekho,
Aur agar hum na aaye.
To samajh lena ke.
Hum aaram farma rahe hain.

Chaand ko todh dunga
Suraj ko modh dunga
Tere damaan mein khushya chodh dunga
Tu agar ek baar haas de toh,
Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga.

Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke piyalon ko piya nahi karte,
Kuch isse dost hain hamare,
Jinko pareshan na karo,
Toh wo hamain yaad kia nahi karte.

Pepsodent se daant saaf karna,
Babul se fresh karna,
Colgate se white karna,
Agar fir bhi fayda na ho to,
Bindas HARPIC use karna.
Good Day!

Friends are like donkeys.
They carry the load of all our difficulties,
In life forever and guess what?
You are one of my cutest donkey.

Kal raat God sapne mein aaya,
Main ne batayien ki aap mere dost hein.
God hase aur bole,
Ye tumare phechele jaan ke,
Bure karmo ka asar hain.

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested Ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we can’t disturb our Boss…