Hume neend bahut aati hai….


Suna hai ishq me
Logo ki neend ur jati hai
Koi humse bhi to ishq karke dekhe
Hume neend bahut aati hai….

Kahin infection na ho jaye


Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

Aaj mein ek baat keh kar rahoon ga


Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.

Woh yeh hai ke:

I

I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE Y

I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOugart especially with rice

Hum apne underwear sukhaate hain


Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain.

Log wahin moot jate hain


Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,
Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai,
India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai,
Jahan bhi deewar milti hai,
Log wahin moot jate hain

Kya ho gai khata hamse


Kya ho gai khata hamse,
Jo sms aana band hai,
Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya,
Mobile connection band hai.

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