Hum apne underwear sukhaate hain


Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain.

Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad leka


Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad leka ,
Ek shaam jaati hai tumari yaad dekar,
Par humen us shaam ka interzar hai,
Jo aye saath tume lekar.

Sunder lal chadda…


Techer: What is your father name in english?
Student: Beautiful red underwear
Teacher: R u joking?
Student say: My father name is sunder lal chadda

Na badle kabhi hum


Iss raat ki tanhaiyo ke, sab rang badal gaye hai !
Chand nikla hai waise hi, andhera badal gaye hai !!

Jinke bharose thi khushiyan, woh badal gaye hai !
Manzile to ab bhi wo hi hai, kuch raste badal gaye hai !!

Jinpe kiya tha bharosa humne, woh dost bichhad gaye hai !
Dekhe the kabhi jo humne, woh khawaab badal gaye hai !!

Jo bane the kabhi hamsafar, aaj woh hi mukar gaye hai !
Aise toote huye dil ke saare, jazbaat badal gaye hai !!

Na badle kabhi hum, na badle hamare khayalat !
Bas rona hai yahi, kuch log badal gaye hai !!

Darne ki kya baat hai


Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha.
Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?
Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!

Ek din baharon ke phool murjha jayenge


Ek din baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,
Jab bhole se kabhi hum yaad aayenge,
Ehsaas hoga tumhe hamari dosti ka,
Jab door bahut door hum tumse chale jayenge.

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