Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Mil kar juda hue toh nahi roya karenge hum,
Hanste hue sabhi zakahm sii liya karenge hum,
Beete hue kshamo ko de kar awaaz hum,
Behte hue ashaqo ke raah mod denge hum.

Mujhe toh apno ne hi mara,
Gairon mein kaha dam tha,
Maar maar ke haddiyaan waha todi jaha hospital band tha,
Mujhe le jaane ke liye jis ambulance ko bulaaya gaya uss ka petrol khatam tha,
Mujhe rikshe par le jaya gaya kyonki uska kharcha kam tha,
Mujhe uss bistar pe letaya gaya, jiske neeche bam tha,
Mujhe bam se udaya gaya goli mein kaha dam tha,
Mujhe sadak par dafnaya gaya,
Kyunki kabristaan pe function tha.

Ret pe naam kabhi likte nahi,
Ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
Log kahte hai hum patthar dil hai,
Lekin pattro pe likhe jo koi nam to woh mit te nahi,

Hum toh maujood the rato mein ujalo ki tarah,
Log nikle hi nahi dhondhne walo ki tarh,
Dil toh kya hum rooh me utar jate,
Tum ne chaha hi nahi chahne walo ki tarah.

Jeevan me kamyab hone ke liye 3 factory lagao!!!!

1 Dimag me Ice factory
2 Zuban par Sugarfactory
3 Dil me Love factory

Phir life mein hogi satisfactory…

Santa ke 9 beto mein ek alag dikta tha. Usne marate waqt biwi se pucha ab to sach bata do, yeh alag dikhne wala kisaka hai?

Biwi: Yeh ek hi toh aapka hai.

Maa: Aisa lagta hai hamari beti pyaar wyaar mein pad gayi hai….

Baap: Tumhe kaise pata?

Maa: Aajkal pocket money nahi mangti hai na isliye…

Chehre ki hasi se har gam chhupao,
Bahot kuchh bolo par kuchh na batao,
Khud na rutho kabhi, par sabko manao,
Yeh raaz hai zindagi ka, bas jite chale jao.

Aaj phir tumhari yaad mein chirag jalaye baithe hai,
Tumhare aane ki aas mein ghar ka har ek kona sajaye baithe hai,
Kash in pareshan si nazron ki dastan tum tak pahuch jaye,
Ek baar sahi mere intezar ko manjil mil jaye,
Hum yahi aas lagaye baithe hai.

Aadmi ko jab sharab jyada ho jati hai to uske muh se aane wale “common” vakya:

-Yaar… tu mera sacha dost hai
-Tu bol mai tere liye jaan de dunga
-Mujhe chadi nahi hai
-Mai huna, bol tujhe kya problem hai
-Duniya mein mera kaoi nahi hai sirf tere siva

Martey hain roj jis jindagi ke liye
Usse hi jeene ka waqt nahi

Doosre ki kya kahen
Khud apne liye hi khud ko waqt nahi

Daudte hai jis andhi daud mein
Uski manjil ka hi pata nahi

Khuda ko khush karte hai
Bando ke dard ka hosh nahi

Daulat ki bhook toh bahut hai
Magar do roti khane ka waqt nahi

Waqt ka khel yeh sara
Par kisi ko waqt ka hi hosh nahi