Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Adam n Eve started to love,
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,
Laila n Majnu died for it,
so my dear frnz beware of it
Feb 14 is ahead !

Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange, bas yaar…
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai

Lailaa ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya
Lailaa ne 3 din se khana nahi khaya
Lailaa marne wali thi majnu ke pyaar main
Aur majnu betha tha
SMS free hone ke intezar main

Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi”
2nd: To kya?
1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-

Jab chaha jazbaat se khelliye
jab chaha dil tod dia
Hum ne bhi aise logon se milna julna chod dia

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega

Meri Har Ek Dhadkan Aap Ke Liye Hai
Meri Har Ek Muskurahat Aap Ke Liye Hai
Aap Ke Ada Mere Dilko Churane Ke Liye Hai
Ab Toh Meri Yeah Zindagi Bhi Aap Ke Liye hai

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi

Har naam sar-e-aam pukara nahin jaata
har naam yuhn kagaz pe utara nahin jaata
hoti hain mohobbat main kuch raaz ki baatein
aise to iss khel main haara nahin jaata
chaahat hain humare ke hum paas se kabhie dekhe unhe
agar woh paas aaye to hume apni palkon ko uthaya nahin jaata
ishq par zor chalta nahin ae dost
lag jaata hai yeh rog lagaya nahin jaata

Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum.
Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete.
Jo mod aapko kamyabi dilaye.
har lakeer ko ussi taraf mod dete.