Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Pyaari si dosti ko salaam
Hamare aap kaise ho sawal hamara
Yaad karte rahenge yeh hai wada hamara
Filhaal kabool kijiye GOOD NIGHT hamara.

Cham cham karti chandni tim tim karte taare
Cham cham karti chandni tim tim karte taare
Koi bhi sms nahi karta besharam ho gaye hai saare…

Dil hai udas tere jaane se,
Lout ke aaja kisi bahane se,
Jindgi haseen hai tere sath se,
Bin tere rah na sakenge kasam se.

Hum mehfil mein hai phir bhi akele hai,
Harpal, har gahi bas yaad unhi ki aati hai,
Woh na jaane kab jaan sakege in baaton ko,
Bin unke hum toh kahin ke nahi rahe hai.

Kaun hai jo har pal meri yaado mein hai,
Band aankhon mein bhi woh dikhai deta hai,
Jo na apna hai na hi woh begana hai,
Uska har lafz mujhe sunai deta hai.

Tera pyaar pane ki khatir,
Jo humara tha woh bhi door ho gaya,
Na yaar mila, na pyaar mila,
Humara dil, humara chain bhi kho gaya.

Tere jaane se mujhe gum nahi,
Gum hai toh bas saath chod jaane ka,
Na tum do kadam sath chale hote,
Na hum tumse koi umeed rakte.

Q: Shadi mein dulhe ke saath Barati kyu jate hai?

A: Kynki bade kehte hai ki kisiki khushi mein jao na jao par musibat mein zarur jana chahiye.

What is the moral that we get after watching 3 idiots?
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Santa banta se: APRIL FOOL manaya?
Banta: Haan!
Santa:kis k saath?
Banta:Biwi ke saath!
Maine usko 3 bar talaq dia
jab woh rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!