Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Humne Chaand se poocha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha,
Inhi say pucho jise dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”
Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Holi*

Holi rangoon ka tyohar hai,
Duniya rang birangi hai,
Main holi ke din apne sare dostoon ko …
Holi ki bahut bahut shubhkamnaein deti hoon,
Aur yahi dua karti hoon ki duniya mein
Aman aur shanti bani rahe,
Isi tarah dil se dil milte rahe,
logoon mein pyar badta rahe!

HAPPY HOLI

Holi Hai!

But you know what …

With you in my life each day has become as masti bhari, khusiyan bhari as Holi!

Thank you, sweetheart!

Rango mein ghuli ladki
kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Happy holi

Rang poli rongo ki bauchar
suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahar
chand ki chandni aur apno ka pyaar
aapko mubarak ho holi ka tyohar
HAPPY HOLI.

Rango Ke Tyohar Mein Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar.

Happy Holi

Kha ke gujia pee ke bhang
Laga ke thoda, thoda sa rang
baja ke dholak aur mridang
khelenge holi hum tere sang
Holi Mubarak!