Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,
Ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi,
Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye,
Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!
SMS Jokes and Funny SMS Messages
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...Kitne aadami thay
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Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay re?
Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin raha tha…
Impact of Movies
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Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Mother vs mother-in-law
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Once GOD thought he will not look after everyone so he creates “Mother”.
When devil saw that God creates “Mother” he became crazy and creates Mother-In-Law!!
Tumhari bhabhai khadi hai
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Hindi teacher santa se: Woh ek sundar ladki khadi hai,
Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo.
Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
You are a flower
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I am a dog and u r a flower,
I am a dog and u r a flower,
So let me lift my leg and give you a shower!
Biwi ka antim sanskar
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
Dogs and Women
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How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.
Ladkiyan badal jaati hai
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Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!
Mango man
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Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”.
Santa: I am not a mango man.
