Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Santa ke 9 beto mein ek alag dikta tha. Usne marate waqt biwi se pucha ab to sach bata do, yeh alag dikhne wala kisaka hai?

Biwi: Yeh ek hi toh aapka hai.

Maa: Aisa lagta hai hamari beti pyaar wyaar mein pad gayi hai….

Baap: Tumhe kaise pata?

Maa: Aajkal pocket money nahi mangti hai na isliye…

2 robbers went 2 loot a bank without guns, and they looted! How?
Bank Manager was a fool. He told “No problem. I trust U. U can show d Gun Tomorrow.”

Q: Shadi mein dulhe ke saath Barati kyu jate hai?

A: Kynki bade kehte hai ki kisiki khushi mein jao na jao par musibat mein zarur jana chahiye.

What is the moral that we get after watching 3 idiots?
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A snake was hanging on a tree..
An old was passing by ….
Guess what he said to Snake?

Sirf latakne se kuch nahi hoga. Mummy ko bolo complan pilane ka…

Ramu se pucha gaya: Aakkal badhi ya Bhains?

Santa was totally confused & after sometime replied: Tusi menu ullu samjte ho kya? Date of birth toh bataya hi nahi.

Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?

Ladk: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya?

Larki ke dil pani ki tarha hota hai,
Larkay ka dil mobile ki tarah,
Chahay mobile pani mein gire ya pani mobile pe,
Watt mobile ki hi lagti hai.

“We are just friends”
Girls use this sentence when they want to start the relation.
Boys use it when they want to end the relation.