SMS Jokes and Funny SMS Messages

Miljaye agar dobara



Har khushi se khubsurat teri sham kardo,
Apna pyaar aur dosti tere naam kardo,
Miljaye agar dobara ye zindagi,
To har bar ye zindagi tere naam kardo.

Cholestrol free



A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab?

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam



Na mandir na bhagwaan,
Na pooja na snaan,
Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam
Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam
“Good morning”

Dil ko samja samja kar thak gai hun



Kisi ki chahat ne kiya ye asar
Nind nahi aati raat raat bhar
Duniya ke ravayat se began nahi hun
Dil ko samja samja kar thak gai hun

Duniya se nahi khuda se darte hai



Hum tanhai se nahi mehfil se darte hai,
Duniya se nahi khuda se darte hai,
Yu to bohat kuch khoya hai zindagi mein humne,
Na jaane kyu tumhe khone se darte hai!

Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha



Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha

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