SMS Jokes and Funny SMS Messages

Don’t play with my life



Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u.
So don’t play with my life.
- Sardar says 2 mosquito.

You are my sweet sona



You are my sweet sona,
I don’t want to khona,
Plz give me your heart ka kona,
Otherwise I’ll start rona dhona.

Manti hoon main apni haar



Bikhar rahi hai meri zaat ussey kehna,
Kabhi mile toh yehi baat ussey kehna,
Woh saath tha toh zamana tha hum safar,
Magar ab koi nahi mere saath ussey kehna,
Issey kehna ke bin uss ke din nahi kattey,
Sisik sisik kar kati hai raat ussey kehna,
Nahi raha woh haalat issey kehna,
Agar woh phir bhi na laut aaye toh aye meherbaan qaseed,
Hamaray zeest ke haalat ussey kehna,
Har jeet uss ke naamkar rahi hoon main,
Main manti hoon apni haar ussey kehna.

Muskurao aap to phool khil jaye



Muskurao aap to phool khil jaye,
Bate karo to dil machal jaye,
Itni dilkas hai aap ki dosti,
Dost to kya dushman bhi,
Aap par fida ho jaye.

Ab tak 56



Name:Don
Bapu:Gangster
Bhai:Munna Bhai
Add:36 china Town
Guru:Bluff Master
Dushman: Sarkar
Khoon: Ab tak 56
Sms bhejo warna 57!!

Paisa k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai



Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai,
Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai,
Phir bhi andho ke operation main paise kyu lag jata hai.

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