Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Mere marne ke baad,
Mere kabar mein aaloo ka paid laga dena,
Dekhne wala sochega yeh chaat ka soukin tha!

Teacher: How Old is ur father?
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

What is the difference between secretary & private secretary?

Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR!

Baap btei se: Pehle tum mujh ko papa kahte the ab dady kuyn kahte hoo, Kiya wajah hia ?

Beti: Papa kehne se lipstick jo kharab hoo jate hai!

Santa: “Yaar, where does the Sun go at night?”

Banta “It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it.

Ek ladka cycle ke break lekar naach raha tha.
Doosre admi ne poocha are bhai kya kar rahay ho jee.
Ladka: Dekh nahi rahe main break dance kar raha hoon.

Difference between Husband & gadha!

Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi ke husband bane jaye!

A man was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got so irritated that he drank poison and said, “Ha ha! bite me now you devils, now all of you will die.”

Genius is a person who can do in 1 day,
What any fool can do in 100 days!
Just as we complete syllabus in a day b4 exam,
While the faculty take 1 year!

Baap: Beta iss bar exam mein tujhey 90% lanay hai, kuch bhi kar
Beta: Nahi bapu main toh iss bar 100% launga.
Baap: kyun mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: Shuru kisne kiya!