Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

A snake was hanging on a tree..
An old was passing by ….
Guess what he said to Snake?

Sirf latakne se kuch nahi hoga. Mummy ko bolo complan pilane ka…

Ramu se pucha gaya: Aakkal badhi ya Bhains?

Santa was totally confused & after sometime replied: Tusi menu ullu samjte ho kya? Date of birth toh bataya hi nahi.

Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?

Ladk: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya?

Larki ke dil pani ki tarha hota hai,
Larkay ka dil mobile ki tarah,
Chahay mobile pani mein gire ya pani mobile pe,
Watt mobile ki hi lagti hai.

“We are just friends”
Girls use this sentence when they want to start the relation.
Boys use it when they want to end the relation.

Pappu ko exam mein koi sawal nahi aata tha,
Pappu ne har sawal ke neeche

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Is tarha ki lines laga kar neche likh diya.
Scratch kar ke answer par lijiye.

Agar aap cigarette nahi peetay,
Naswar nahi rakhte,
Pan nahi khaatay,
Charas nahi peetay,
Sharab nahi peetay,
Samad bond nahi soongtay,
Larki nahi taartay,
Bachi nahi phansatay,
Toh hamari web site par log in karain,

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Husband: Kal mere khawab mein ek larki aaye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thi!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kaise pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab mein aaya tha!

Top 3 College Rules:

1) B quite in d class coz others r Sleeping!!!

2) Don’t forget 2 carry ur book coz it works as a Pillow!!!

3) 2 keep d campus clean b Absent!!!

Woh chand hi kya jisme chamak na ho,
Woh aankh hi kya jisme nami na ho,
Woh dil hi kya jisme pyaar na ho,
Aur woh sabji hi kya jisme namak na ho.