Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Pappu ko exam mein koi sawal nahi aata tha,
Pappu ne har sawal ke neeche

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Is tarha ki lines laga kar neche likh diya.
Scratch kar ke answer par lijiye.

Agar aap cigarette nahi peetay,
Naswar nahi rakhte,
Pan nahi khaatay,
Charas nahi peetay,
Sharab nahi peetay,
Samad bond nahi soongtay,
Larki nahi taartay,
Bachi nahi phansatay,
Toh hamari web site par log in karain,

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Husband: Kal mere khawab mein ek larki aaye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thi!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kaise pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab mein aaya tha!

Top 3 College Rules:

1) B quite in d class coz others r Sleeping!!!

2) Don’t forget 2 carry ur book coz it works as a Pillow!!!

3) 2 keep d campus clean b Absent!!!

Woh chand hi kya jisme chamak na ho,
Woh aankh hi kya jisme nami na ho,
Woh dil hi kya jisme pyaar na ho,
Aur woh sabji hi kya jisme namak na ho.

Girl & boy were siting alone, boy started touching the girl,

Girl: Don’t touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : Ok call me when u r married.

Last night I lay in my bed,
Looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky…
Then finally I thought “Aaila roof kidhar gaya”!

Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai.

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.

Ek mandir mein buri neeyat wale gayeb ho jate thay.
Amitab gaye woh gayab,
Hirithik gaye woh gayab,
Akshay gaye woh gayab,
Jab Malika gai toh khud bhagwan gayab!