Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Girl & boy were siting alone, boy started touching the girl,

Girl: Don’t touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : Ok call me when u r married.

Last night I lay in my bed,
Looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky…
Then finally I thought “Aaila roof kidhar gaya”!

Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai.

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.

Ek mandir mein buri neeyat wale gayeb ho jate thay.
Amitab gaye woh gayab,
Hirithik gaye woh gayab,
Akshay gaye woh gayab,
Jab Malika gai toh khud bhagwan gayab!

Phool bina… Khushboo bekaar,
Chand bina… Chandni bekaar,
Pyar bina… Zindagi bekaar,
Mere sms bina… Tumhara mobile bekaar!

Woman: Panditji, mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Pandit: Iska naam peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Main uska naam kya rakhoon?
Pandit: Uskaa naam repeter rakh do!

After finishing mbbs, dr. Munna start his practice.
He checked patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch &
Finally said “Bole toh.. Torch theek hai.”

World agar bina GIRLS ke ho jaaye toh kya hoga:

Galiya sunsan
College viraan
Duniya pareshan
Tanha insaan
Na Jaanu
Na Jaan
Har taraf bas
“JAI HANUMAN”

Teacher: Tumhari abhi pitai karti ho nakhoon(nails) kyu nahei katay?

Student: Mmm…miss main toh subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai ke rastay mein hi nails bar jatay hai.