Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Ek pagal: Mujhe katrina ne shaadi ke liye haan bol di hai.

Doosra pagal: Dikha di na kameeni ne auqat. Main bhi itni aasani se talaq nahi dene wala.

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana,
Agar yaad aaye meri toh seedhe upar chale aana,
Agar waha main na dikhu toh samajh lena tu narag mein hai.

Girl friend is for fun,
Wife is for son,
Girl friend is night partner,
Wife is life partner,
Girl friend is tooty fruity,
While wife is Qismath pooti.

Arre deewano mujhe pehchano.
Kaha se aaya main….?
Main hoon kaun?
Main hoon kaun?
Main hoon kaun?
Main hoon kaun?
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Number dekh ke pata nahi lagta kya.

An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade.
“I can’t stop!” she shrilled. “What should I do?”
“Brace yourself,” advised her husband, “and try to hit something cheap.”

Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangeter bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hai aur sara mohalla sutna hai.

Customer 2 shopkeeper: Iss mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Shopkeeper: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Customer: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, “Kya main tumhara pehla pyaar hoon?”

BIWI Boli, “Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai.

Boy & Girl in restuarant:
Boy: Main last bar puch raha hoon, um mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl: Nahi!
Boy: Soch lo!
Girl: Keh diya na nahi,
Boy: Waiter bill alag alag lana.

Mere marne ke baad,
Mere kabar mein aaloo ka paid laga dena,
Dekhne wala sochega yeh chaat ka soukin tha!