Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Phool bina… Khushboo bekaar,
Chand bina… Chandni bekaar,
Pyar bina… Zindagi bekaar,
Mere sms bina… Tumhara mobile bekaar!

Woman: Panditji, mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Pandit: Iska naam peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Main uska naam kya rakhoon?
Pandit: Uskaa naam repeter rakh do!

After finishing mbbs, dr. Munna start his practice.
He checked patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch &
Finally said “Bole toh.. Torch theek hai.”

World agar bina GIRLS ke ho jaaye toh kya hoga:

Galiya sunsan
College viraan
Duniya pareshan
Tanha insaan
Na Jaanu
Na Jaan
Har taraf bas
“JAI HANUMAN”

Teacher: Tumhari abhi pitai karti ho nakhoon(nails) kyu nahei katay?

Student: Mmm…miss main toh subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai ke rastay mein hi nails bar jatay hai.

Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela

Chuha Billi se Darta hai,
Billi Kutte se,
Kutta Aadmi se,
Aadmi Biwi se Aur,
Biwi Chuhe se!

Ek pagal: Mujhe katrina ne shaadi ke liye haan bol di hai.

Doosra pagal: Dikha di na kameeni ne auqat. Main bhi itni aasani se talaq nahi dene wala.

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana,
Agar yaad aaye meri toh seedhe upar chale aana,
Agar waha main na dikhu toh samajh lena tu narag mein hai.

Girl friend is for fun,
Wife is for son,
Girl friend is night partner,
Wife is life partner,
Girl friend is tooty fruity,
While wife is Qismath pooti.

Arre deewano mujhe pehchano.
Kaha se aaya main….?
Main hoon kaun?
Main hoon kaun?
Main hoon kaun?
Main hoon kaun?
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