Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Sonu n monu doing potty in jungle…
Suddenly lion comes !

Monu - Abe tu dar raha hai?
Sonu - Nahi main nahi darta..
Monu - Toh saale apni dho meri kyo dho raha hai..?

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Evolution of man:

Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman

Aur

B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.

Free stay ?
Free lunch ?
Free dinner ?
Free security ?
Full rest ?

To avil this pakage just dial 100 and say:
“Hi i am responsible 4 mumbai blast.”

Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them:

Santa: Kya maal hai yaar.
Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?

In the exam hall.

Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.

Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.

Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that?
Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.

Aaj didar,
Kal yaar,
Parso Pyaar,
Phir ekrar,
Phir intezar,
Phir takrar,
Phir darar,
Sari mehnat bekar, or
Aakhir mein ek or
Devdas at beer bar.

Bibi ghar ki rasoi mein payi jane wali ek faltu musibat hai
Iska paustik aahar pati ka bheja khana hai aur
Yeh pani kam khoon jyada peete hai.