Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade.
“I can’t stop!” she shrilled. “What should I do?”
“Brace yourself,” advised her husband, “and try to hit something cheap.”

Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangeter bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hai aur sara mohalla sutna hai.

Customer 2 shopkeeper: Iss mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Shopkeeper: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Customer: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, “Kya main tumhara pehla pyaar hoon?”

BIWI Boli, “Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai.

Boy & Girl in restuarant:
Boy: Main last bar puch raha hoon, um mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl: Nahi!
Boy: Soch lo!
Girl: Keh diya na nahi,
Boy: Waiter bill alag alag lana.

Mere marne ke baad,
Mere kabar mein aaloo ka paid laga dena,
Dekhne wala sochega yeh chaat ka soukin tha!

Teacher: How Old is ur father?
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

What is the difference between secretary & private secretary?

Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR!

Baap btei se: Pehle tum mujh ko papa kahte the ab dady kuyn kahte hoo, Kiya wajah hia ?

Beti: Papa kehne se lipstick jo kharab hoo jate hai!

Santa: “Yaar, where does the Sun go at night?”

Banta “It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it.