Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.

Ek SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sab SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera ek sms,
sub k Mobile ki shan hota hay mera ek SMS,
har kisi ki inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera ek SMS…

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.

Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?

Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,
Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes.

Advantages of a House Wife:

1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week
2. No TIP n Cooking n Serving charges per meal
3. House hold safety n No need for servants per month

Conclusion:
U CAN SAVE UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U OCCUPY A PURE HOUSE WIFE

Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki,
Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.