Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Barsaat ki raat,
ek ladki bheege badan,
bheege hoath,
bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga,
laga..
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Kal yeh pakke bimar hogi.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

It was once said that a black man would be President ‘When pigs fly’. Indeed 100 days into Obama Presidency and there is Swine flu.

Ek aadmin khali plate ma roti dubo kar kha raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha ke tum kiss ke sath roti kha rahay ho..
Uss aadmin ne jabab diya ki I am a mathematician main ne daal suppose ki hua hai!

Girlfriend- Tum toh bas apne kam mein lage rehte ho.. Meri toh koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!

Santa- Oye, Pyaar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

Arz kiya hai:
Hathi ne kaha jakar hathni ki kabar par
Wah wah
Hathi ne kaha jakar hathni ki kabar par..

Mujhe naaz tha teri patli kamar par wah wah wah wah…

Kehdo un padhne walo se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha karte thay,
Jitna syllabus parh ke woh top kartay hai,
Utna toh hum choice per chor diya karte thay!

Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh, woh exam mein first aayi hai !!

Son: Usko hi toh dekhta tha, tabhi toh supply aayi hai!

Gang of thieves broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found bottles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away
Next day Headline: Blood Bank lut gaya.

Ek makkhi ki halat bohat kharab thi woh doctor ke paas gayi!

Doctor: Kya hua?

Makkhi: Bus chai mein gir gayi thi ek memon ne choos choos kar bura haal kar dia!