Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Ek ladka cycle ke break lekar naach raha tha.
Doosre admi ne poocha are bhai kya kar rahay ho jee.
Ladka: Dekh nahi rahe main break dance kar raha hoon.

Difference between Husband & gadha!

Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi ke husband bane jaye!

A man was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got so irritated that he drank poison and said, “Ha ha! bite me now you devils, now all of you will die.”

Genius is a person who can do in 1 day,
What any fool can do in 100 days!
Just as we complete syllabus in a day b4 exam,
While the faculty take 1 year!

Baap: Beta iss bar exam mein tujhey 90% lanay hai, kuch bhi kar
Beta: Nahi bapu main toh iss bar 100% launga.
Baap: kyun mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: Shuru kisne kiya!

Barsaat ki raat,
ek ladki bheege badan,
bheege hoath,
bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga,
laga..
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Kal yeh pakke bimar hogi.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

It was once said that a black man would be President ‘When pigs fly’. Indeed 100 days into Obama Presidency and there is Swine flu.

Ek aadmin khali plate ma roti dubo kar kha raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha ke tum kiss ke sath roti kha rahay ho..
Uss aadmin ne jabab diya ki I am a mathematician main ne daal suppose ki hua hai!

Girlfriend- Tum toh bas apne kam mein lage rehte ho.. Meri toh koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!

Santa- Oye, Pyaar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!