Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Laloo - Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri - Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.

Saawan ka mausam tha
Poonam ki raat thi

Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Phir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi

Jab maine uska haath pakada
Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye

Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil tha

Usne mera haath
Haatho mein lekar kaha
Yeh toh janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently.
I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me.

Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward ur all sins to my mobile and relax!

Dost tu bhi sms likha kar tera bhi naam ho jayega.
Jab tujh par pheken ge log ande aur tamatar toh sham ki sabzi ka intezam ho jayega!

Year 1963
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Aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru?

Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi…

Ram ne dhanush toda toh Sita daudi chali aayi,
Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke aayi,
Aur humne sirf siti kya bajai, woh toh baap ko le aayi.

Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Yun hanste hanste,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar,
Keh denge bhabhi namaste…

Arz kiya hai-
Aap ke chehre par udaasi aur aankho mein nami hai…
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TATA NAMAK Istemaal karo,
Aap me iodine ki kami hai…!