Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Raj: What is your baby brother name
Raju: I dont know he can’t talk yet

Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school?
Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.

Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India
Mother: But why son?
Robin: Because that’s what I wrote in my test paper

Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean.
What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I don’t know. Probably we must eat the soap.

A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school.
One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”

Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?”
Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.”
Rajiv: “Really - Ours only starts with petrol.”

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