Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha
aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out…who who who

Sometimes we wonder why friends keep sending funny sms to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain:

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do - you send funny sms.

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep in contact, you send funny sms.

When you have something to say, but don’t know what, and don’t know how, you send funny sms.

To let you know that: you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, you are still wanted, guess what you get? A funny sms from me.

So my friend the next time you get a funny sms, don’t think that I have just sent you a funny sms, but that…

I Have Thought of You Today!

Send this to your friends and let them know you are always thinking about them and don’t forget to send it back to your friend who sent it to you … Let them know you’re thinking about them too!

Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain
Par unke bachche bade kameene hain
Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya taarif karu.
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo
humhe neend bahut aati hai

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.

Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

Dear God,

Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can’t make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.

Machhar ne aap ko kata,
Yeh us ka junoon tha,
Aap ne khujli ki,
Aap ka sukoon tha,
Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara,
Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha.