Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain
pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain
rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain
ek sms to kardiya karo
paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I’ll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been a headache!

Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?

Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.