Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty,
LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy,
WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.

Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.

Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu…

Sonu n monu doing potty in jungle…
Suddenly lion comes !

Monu - Abe tu dar raha hai?
Sonu - Nahi main nahi darta..
Monu - Toh saale apni dho meri kyo dho raha hai..?

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Evolution of man:

Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman

Aur

B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.

Free stay ?
Free lunch ?
Free dinner ?
Free security ?
Full rest ?

To avil this pakage just dial 100 and say:
“Hi i am responsible 4 mumbai blast.”

Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them:

Santa: Kya maal hai yaar.
Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?

In the exam hall.

Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.

Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.

Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that?
Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.