Santa & Banta
(8 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi”
2nd: To kya?
1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-
SMS Jokes and Funny SMS Messages
(8 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Ande tamatar
(10 votes, average: 4.6 out of 5) Loading ...
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
Salary meri ho
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...
Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…..
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
(29 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5) Loading ...
Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
Ladkiyo ko SMS
(5 votes, average: 3.4 out of 5) Loading ...
Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par
Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye
Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho
(4 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Kunware hum bhi nahin
(5 votes, average: 3.4 out of 5) Loading ...
Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.
Poori cycle marne ki..
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...
Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.
I will die
(9 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:
Unki dewangi
(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
unke aane ki aas lagti hai ,
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
