Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Baith ke mehboob ki zulphoon ke saye talle aisa josh aaya….

wah!

wah!

wah!

Dekh liya unke abbu ne phir ICU mein hosh aaya

Hamaare dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.

Maine poocha chand se ke kahi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin,
Chand ne kaha ullu ke patthe itni upar se kya dikhta hai koi.

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
Apne dil mein aasha ki kiran jaga rakhi hai,
Hum roz kahan se naye messages bhejen,
Hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

A boy proposed a girl in new way:-
Tu pudine ki chatni,
Main paneer tika.
Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT
Aur main tera MIKA…

When sum1 touches u &
You don’t feel it, its IGNORANCE.

When sum1 touches u &
You feel it, its LOVE.

But when nobody touches
But u feel it, then its KHUJLI

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hai tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo meri umbrella kab wapis kroge!

Jab tum sms nahi karte to
Itna ghussa ata hai
Dil to chahta hai CHAPPAL Utaar Kar
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Joote pehen loon aur aapse Milne aajaun..

Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta,
Magar mujhe kaam tha,
Main tumhare liye doob ke marta,
Magar mujhe zukham tha!

Pyar ko mat chhupao,
Ussey zaroorat hai jatane ki,
Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
Unhe zaroorat hai badhane ki,
Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki.