Wish you Happy Dasara.

May this Dasara,
light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dasara.

Trains schedule

Said to a railroad engineer:
What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?

Long live women

Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

I’m sorry i love you

I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

System of love

System of love:

Jan – Rose
Feb – Propose
Mar – Gift
April – Lift
May – Chating
June – Dating
July – Kiss
Aug – Miss
Sep – Drop
Oct – Escape
Nov – Rest
Dec – Next

Girlfriends r like chocolates

Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Wives r like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice.

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