Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Hum phool hai gulab ke
Chameli ka naa samjho,
Hum aashiq hai tumhare
Apni saheli ka naa samjho…

Ye jo haseeno ke baal hote hai
Ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai
Na jaane kitne katl kiye honge
Tabhi to inke hoth laal hote hai.

Jab hamara janaza unki gali se nikla,
Woh na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Jab unka ghar aaya, to mere dost seethi bajane lage,
Chod kar mera janaza, kambakht use patane lage.

New style of proposing.

“I have spend many sleepless nights in ur luv &
I don’t want my son to do the same 4 ur daughter,
So lets make them brother n sister”.

Khuda kare ke tujhe bhi kisse se pyaar ho
May to mar raha ho, tere bhi marne ka intazaam ho.

Jaise sky mein panchi flying,
Jaise garden meina bhavrein gaaying,
Jaise sea me pani lying,
Waise yaar hum tumpe dying.
But ziada khush mat ho,
I am lying.

Safed sari me tum ambulance nazar aati ho.
Ambulance ghayalo ko lejati hai aur tu ghayel kar k jaati hai.

When words fail… Eyes work,
When eyes fail… Heart works,
And when heart fails… To kya?,
Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Maamu’

Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!

Tu chand mange mein chand dedu,
Tu raat mange mein raat dedu ,
Tu dil mange mein dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,baas yaar
Bhik mange ki bhi ek limit hoti hai…..