Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!

A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.

Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tadpaae Aapko,
Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko,
Par Koi Chot Aap Ko Lagi To Dard Hume Hoga,
Ab Koi Ye Bataae Ki Kis Tarah Saatae Aaap Ko….

Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle

Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay.

Ek raat dono saath bethe thai k itne mein chaand nikl aaya.

Mohabbat ne chaand ki tareef kardi.

Yeh baat Husn ko nagawaar guzri.

Uss ne Mohabbat ki aankhen noch lein.

Bas uss din se Mohabbat andhi aur Husn zaalim hogaya hai.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
To rab se sikayat hogi..

Ek to jhella nahi jata
Dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!

You can fall from a mountain
you can fall from a tree
but the best way to fall
Is to fall in love with me

Love is like want
Appears one after the other
One satisfy other replace it
But resources r limited.

Friendship is like a priya gold (Hak se mango)
Love is like a pepsi (Yeh dil mange more)
And girlfriend is like Fena washing powder (Pehle istemal karo phir biswas karo)

Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh.

Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.