Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

BOY: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi
GIRL: Kya?
BOY: Achhi Film Hai Na
GIRL: Kutte Ke Bache
BOY: What??
GIRL: Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na

I have started luving ‘U’…
I know it sounds rediculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’.
Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS…!

If roses were black and violets were brown,
My love for you would never be found
But roses r red and violets are blue,
All I want to say is I luv u!

If I had a camera

I’ll snap every your movement

Every smile

Every actions

And keep in my
House to scare all ghosts ha…

U need fun - Mera naam joker..
U need friend - Hum tumhre hai sanam…
U need me - Main hoon naa…
U need help - Hum saath saath hai…
U need cash - Hum aapke hai kaun…

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya
Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, U ask why?
I come close to U, U feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words…
Hye la, puncture!!!

You’re like
My asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff, I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time :
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Aapki ek muskurahat ne hamare hosh udaa diye
Aapki ek muskurahat ne hamare hosh udaa diye
Hum hosh mein aane hi wale the
Ki aap phir se muskura diye…