Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Baarish ka mausam bada tadpata hai,
Woh aajaye mehfil mein yeh dil chahta hai,
Par wo aayenge kaise,
Unke paas na raincoat hai na chata hai!!

Kiss is a key of love,
love is a lock of marriage,
Marriage is a box of children,
Children are the problem of India.
See how much problem a kiss can create
Stop kissing now.

Taaj kuch logo ke liye khaas hai,
Kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas hai.
Hamare liye yeh bakwaas hai,
Kyun ke harpal badalti hamari mumtaaz hai.

Aap hamare dil mein base ho
Aap hamare dil mein base ho
Thoda side mein ho jao
Blood wali pipe mein fase ho

Kaash yeh faasle na hote,
Kaash hum door na hote,
Kaash hum aur aap saath hote,
Toh..
Toh…
Toh..
Kam se kam Sms ke paise bach jaate yaar..

Ladki eik aisi paheli,
Kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli.
Kharcha karo to bole,”darling!I love u!”,
Na karo toh bole,”brother! Who r u???”

Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko,
Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko,
Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko,
Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko!

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!

A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.