Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle

Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay.

Ek raat dono saath bethe thai k itne mein chaand nikl aaya.

Mohabbat ne chaand ki tareef kardi.

Yeh baat Husn ko nagawaar guzri.

Uss ne Mohabbat ki aankhen noch lein.

Bas uss din se Mohabbat andhi aur Husn zaalim hogaya hai.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
To rab se sikayat hogi..

Ek to jhella nahi jata
Dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!

You can fall from a mountain
you can fall from a tree
but the best way to fall
Is to fall in love with me

Love is like want
Appears one after the other
One satisfy other replace it
But resources r limited.

Friendship is like a priya gold (Hak se mango)
Love is like a pepsi (Yeh dil mange more)
And girlfriend is like Fena washing powder (Pehle istemal karo phir biswas karo)

Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh.

Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.

One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi
Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai
Na jane kya kayamat aayi
cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi aap ki shakal nazar aai

Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate
Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye
Vo toh hamare na ho sake
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.