Jeans ziada pyari hai
Once a guy said to a girl: Mam apki sendal badi piyari hai.
Girl said: Utaroon kaya?
Guy said: Mam jeans ziada pyari hai.
Once a guy said to a girl: Mam apki sendal badi piyari hai.
Girl said: Utaroon kaya?
Guy said: Mam jeans ziada pyari hai.
True thought:- Zara socho agar sms receive karne ke paise lagte to kya hota?
Guess, Aaj tum meri wajha se road par bheek mang rahe hote.
Chaho tum jise chahat se zyada,
Sapne dekho tum jiske neend se zyada,
Mago tum jise mannat se zyada,
Khuda kare woh bhi tumhe pyaar kare,
Apni saanso se zyada.
Dil ki dhadhkan ko dhadka gaya koi,
Mere khawabon ko mehka gaya koi,
Hum toh anjane raste chal rahe the…
Achanak hi pyaar ka matlab sikha gaya koi.
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai…!!!”
Main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 akshar,
“MERA BHARAT MAHAAN”