Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Pani ka 1 katra aankh se gira abhi,
Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi,
Tujhse mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi

My Heart Is Missing You And I Wonder…
Do You Miss Me Too? I Hope That You Do,
Because I Know I Miss You.

Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai,
Chand paas ho na ho, Chandini aaspas rehti hai,
Waise hi aap pas ho na ho,
aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!

Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
Kya aapki SMS factory me hadtal hai?
Yaar kuchh to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai

D se Dosti,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Dillagi,
D se Dewangi
Par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako

Aap paas raho ya dur,
Dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain hum.
Na khat ke na telephone ke mohtaz hain,
Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum

Dimag ke liye santra ka juice
Aankhon ke liye carrot ka juice
Sehat ke liye anar ka juice
Khush rehne ke liye SMS kiya karo kanjoos

ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo,
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta

Rahul ke baap ne kaha, “Ghar chhod do”
Maa ne kaha, “Girlfriend chhod do”
Girlfriend ne kaha “Sarab chhod do”
But my dear friend tumse kisne kaha, “SMS karna chhod do?”

Hitler raha nahi,
Saddam pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka thikana nahi,
Veerapppan mara gaya,
Aap bhi dikhte nahin,
Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai