Is kadar chaha hai tujhe humney


Is kadar chaha hai tujhe humney
Tere siwa kuch nazar aata nahi
Aik tere he jalwa rehta hai ankhoon mai
Ab kuch mere nighaon ko bhata nahisf.

Kyonki hame aadat thi muskurane ke


Dua maangi thi aashiyane kye,
Chal padi andhiyan jamane kye,
Woh hamara gam samajh na sakhi,
Kyonki hame aadat thi muskurane ke.

Khuda se maine ek dua maangi


Khuda se maine ek dua maangi,
Dua main apni maut maangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe mein de du,
Par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar maangi.

Bus male hota hai ki female?


Boy: Bus male hoti hai ki female?
Girl: Female, har koi ispe chadhta hai.
Boy: To fir woh pregnant kyon nahin hoti?
Girl: Kyonki sab peeche se chadhte hai.

Apni yaadon se keh do is tarah naa aaya kare


Kitni jaldi mulaqat guzar jaati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahin barsat guzar jaati hai.
Apni yaadon se keh do is tarah naa aaya kare,
Neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai.

Behoosh ho gaye


Dekha jo tirchi nazar se to hum madhoosh ho gaye.
Pata chala jab nazar hi tirchi hai to behoosh ho gaye.

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