Rude, Nasty and Insult SMS Messages

Changes in a Woman

(10 votes, average: 3.6 out of 5)

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How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Year 1963

(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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Year 1963
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……….. Aug 3rd,
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…….. Evening, 07:48

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… KUCH NAHI HUA THA.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

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Using his thumb

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

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Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad

(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …

Nahi na …

Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”

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Shaam hote hi

(9 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

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Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Tabiyat kharab

(10 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5)

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Kal Shaam se tabiyat kharab lag raha tha. Tantrik ko dikhaya toh bola “kisi paapi ko SMS kar do, thik ho jaogey”. Ab accha mehsus ho raha hai … Thank you!!

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