Rude, Nasty and Insult SMS Messages

Year 1963



Year 1963
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……….. Aug 3rd,
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…….. Evening, 07:48



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… KUCH NAHI HUA THA.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

Dogs and Women



How Dogs and Women are alike?

Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.

Tum khati bahoot ho



Aaj kal tum muskurati bahoot ho,
mere dil ko tum bhati bahoot ho
dil karta hai dinner par lejaon tumhe,
par suna hai tum khati bahoot ho.

Good at telling lies



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not!

Tum jo bhi ho



Tum jo bhi ho,
Mere dil main ho!
Tu kahi bhi ho,
Khush raho!
Dil ko patther na bano!
Yah dil hai koi dharmshala nahi!
Kabhi bhi aao! Aur kabhi bhi jao!

Using his thumb



A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

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