Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar,
pagalon ke maharaja,
hindustani bewaqufon k sardar,
noore chashme husne paglistan
sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar wo to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…

2 pyaaj
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
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Apko bewkuf, vo bhi Swad anusar…

One who surrenders when he is wrong is HONEST,
One who surrenders when he is not sure is WISE,
One who surrenders even when he is sure that he is right is HUSBAND…

Aaj kal tum muskurati bahoot ho,
mere dil ko tum bhati bahoot ho
dil karta hai dinner par lejaon tumhe,
par suna hai tum khati bahoot ho.

Wah tera nakhra,
Gazab tera style hai,
SMS kabhi karna nahi or
kehte ho mere pas mobile hai

Thank you yaar
Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Dravid me CASTROL bharwao,
Lekin een se cricket mat khilwao.

Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!