Using his thumb
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Rude, Nasty and Insult SMS Messages
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad
(8 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...
Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …
Nahi na …
Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”
Shaam hote hi
(12 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ...
Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Tabiyat kharab
(16 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...
Kal Shaam se tabiyat kharab lag raha tha. Tantrik ko dikhaya toh bola “kisi paapi ko SMS kar do, thik ho jaogey”. Ab accha mehsus ho raha hai … Thank you!!
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
(10 votes, average: 4.8 out of 5) Loading ...
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!
Yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...
Yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae,
dost tere jaise khonae na dengae,
sharafat se contact me rehnaa,
varna kaan ke nichae do kheench ke denge!!
Hey aasman ke chand taro
(14 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Zara is sms padhne wale ko laaat maro…
Birthday of Donald Duck
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...
Today is the birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday and send this
sms to every cartoon as i did…..
Romance in the evening
(9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5) Loading ...
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
“MOSQUITO”
Sms padh k muskura rahe hain
(12 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5) Loading ...
Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar,
pagalon ke maharaja,
hindustani bewaqufon k sardar,
noore chashme husne paglistan
sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!
