Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye!

Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU”

Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga
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“I Mr. You”

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.

Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”

Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.

Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.

Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?

Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..

Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”

Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.

Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai

“Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai
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ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)