Your wife very sweet
Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.
Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.
2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Ke meri chappal toot gai
Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai
“Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai
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“Le karle number note”
Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle number note”.
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I press the bell but no one comes out
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
Sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question:
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.
