Cute, Love, Funny SMS Messages

A foreigner lady asks time from a sardarjee.
When he told her the time, she slaps her.
Do you know what he said?
The time is Bra Pantys(12:35), in punjabi!

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai toh kia karte ho?
Sardar: AC ke paas ja ke beth jata hoon!

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lagay toh?
Sardar: Toh A/C on kar leta hoon! :p

Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined?

Sardar: BANANA

Ek Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?

2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.

1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai

2nd sardar: Woh kaise?

1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.

A sardarji always sliped on a banana skin.
Once he was walking on a road he saw a banana skin lying over there.
By seeing it he said, “Aare yaar, aaj phir se girna padega!”

Dog 1: Main iss area mein naya naya hoon! Mujhe yaha ke kutto ke sardar se milna hai.

Dog 2: Ssshhh..Chup! Aawaz mat karo.

Boss iss waqt msg padh rahe hai!

Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun?
Pappu: Main!
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Pappu: Tu Gangubai!

Meri biwi ne wada kiya hai hum khawb mein aayegi
Magar nind hi aati nahi toh khawb kaha se aayegi

Meri biwi ne ghar aane ka wada kiya hai panchwe din ka
Magar kisi se sun liya hoga ke yeh zindagi char din ki hai

Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do?

Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.

Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:

Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.