During my operation
(5 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5)
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Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.”
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Santa : “Oops!”
Submitted by: Aamir
Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages
(5 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ...Gold ring de de
(15 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5) Loading ...
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : Koi badi cheez bata?
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
Sardar talking on cell
(10 votes, average: 3.4 out of 5) Loading ...
Sardar talking on cell.
2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho?
1ST : Biwi se…
2ND : Itne… pyaar se?
1ST : Tumhari hai…
Submitted by: Aamir chettri
Is mein aur colour dikhao
(16 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5) Loading ...
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…
Guess woh kya bola???
Is mein aur colour dikhao.
Submitted by: Aamir chettri
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe
(10 votes, average: 3.9 out of 5) Loading ...
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.
Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
Submitted by: Aamir chettri
Sweet conversation
(13 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5) Loading ...
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
Submitted by: Aamir chettri
No match, due to rain!!!
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote ” No match, due to rain!!!”
“B.Com final year”
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : “B.Com final year”
Ek hara vala dena!
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haa’ replies shop owner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Submitted by: Aamir
Sardar on phone
(11 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5) Loading ...
Sardar on phone:
“Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
