Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

Ye hai all india radio

(18 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting
Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha
Ise chalu karne par, ye hai all india radio bolta hai.

Knock the door

(32 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

Parking for only two wheelers

(49 votes, average: 3.14 out of 5)
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.

I have one more

(53 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)
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2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.

Alphabets were not in order

(31 votes, average: 3.9 out of 5)
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Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.

Whole body born in punjab…

(20 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5)
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Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born?
Sardar ji: In punjab.
Interviewer: Which part ?
Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…

What is oxford

(10 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5)
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Q: What is ford?
Sardar: Gaddi.
Q: What is oxford?
Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi.

Mere baap to bahut hai par…

(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
“Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”

Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi

(16 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar2: To kya hua
Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.

Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he

(16 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why?
Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he

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