Ye hai all india radio
Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting
Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha
Ise chalu karne par, ye hai all india radio bolta hai.
Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting
Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha
Ise chalu karne par, ye hai all india radio bolta hai.
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.
2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.
Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born?
Sardar ji: In punjab.
Interviewer: Which part ?
Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…
Q: What is ford?
Sardar: Gaddi.
Q: What is oxford?
Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi.
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
“Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar2: To kya hua
Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why?
Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he