Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
(16 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why?
Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Submitted by: Tulsi Ram Ameta
Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages
(16 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...He made a local call
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Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
Submitted by: Imtiaz
Delivery free hai
(13 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5) Loading ...
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.
Submitted by: Rehmat Jiwani
Photo lena hai
(21 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..
Submitted by: Krishna
Cholestrol free
(12 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
Submitted by: Sam
Only small babies..
(10 votes, average: 3.1 out of 5) Loading ...
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Submitted by: Chander
Pehele hi kaant liye
(11 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5) Loading ...
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.
Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.
Submitted by: Imtiaz
A for…
(15 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5) Loading ...
Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
Submitted by: Khan 89j
E-mail & Fe-mail
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai…!!!”
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Sardarji sank a man…
(16 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms….
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
Submitted by: Rajan S. Malla
