(10 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5)
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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5) Loading ...
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
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Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !
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Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story”
Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”
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Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi”
2nd: To kya?
1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-
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